Ever rush into a bathroom without a minute to spare only to find out too late there is no paper?
Ever drop your roll and it loads up with stickers and dirt?
Ever use that waxy single ply that someone saved a few cents to put in their bathroom and wish you had a roll of your favorite soft two-ply paper?
Ever try to hover when duty calls and lose your balance and fall over and ruin the roll of toilet paper you were clutching for dear life?
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